A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.....okay, about a year ago, right here in San Diego, I jokingly told Kelly that we would name our children Kid One and Kid Two. As Seussian as that may sound, I couldn't stop there. And when hanging out with my in-laws (Hi, Auntie Erin and Uncle Omar), they laughed and suggested alternate spellings. As some of you may know, I kind of like Star Wars. So, in an effort to fulfill my promise of numerical children, I've opted for Star Wars spellings for said child and child to be. Kyd-Wan and Kiddttuu. Although I believe Kelly may use her veto powers on this one, I am here to plea my case.
First of all, both names are non-gender specific. They could be used for either sex to be teased and harassed endlessly.
Secondly, they could fulfill their father's desire to rule the galaxy.
Thirdly, I think I've just been vetoed.
Oh well, they'll still be great nicknames. And I can shelter my children from Episodes I-III. That way they'll still think their nicknames are cool.
More soon.
Love,
Todd (Kelly would have sent her love too, but she wants no part of this post)